I popped into my local Sommerfield the other day and when I reached the check out the shop assistant had tears running down her face and was doubled up laughing.

There were two men in front of me who were looking slightly embarassed.  When my turn came I could see what was causing all the fuss.  There sitting by the till was a chicken fillet but not the one you stick in the oven but the plastic type you put inside your bra to increase your breast size.

How could you lose one?  Would you not notice if your bust suddenly became lopsided?  And if you did would you go back and claim it.  Saying 'Excuse me I have lost my chicken fillet did I drop it here?' Oh the dilemas we women have to face.

Last Updated: August 18, 2008